29 August, 2011
The 'FAST' and The 'FURIOUS' ;-)
Ordinarily, political imbroglios don't upset the harmony of our little home. However The Great Lokpal Bill BlockBuster really did !
The entire thing will firmly be in the Haroon Al Rashid territory. You know the chap. The caliph who was wise and summarily executed the wicked. I may be thinking of a couple of other chaps of course, in which case, please forgive me, but what I meant was that there doesn't seem to be much by way of legal process. What if the said select committe, god forbid, isn't as wise as Haroon al Rashid at all times !?
Our Government aka : "What the Reverend Spooner would call shining wits" !!
The above is what I was thinking to Myself while the Drift of Anna's FAST being convinced to be BROKEN and Governments FURIOUS Silence was at par.
How-ever now that the FAST has been BROKEN, I Don't Doubt the Doubt ANYMORE..
Mr. ARVIND KEJRIWAL :
1.Mechanical Engineer : IIT Kharagpur
2.Job : Tata Steel
Former IRS (posted at IT Commisioner's office)
Social Activist:-
Man behind Right to Information Act and LokPal bill
3. Awards :
Various Ashoka Fellow, Civic Engagement.
2005: 'Satyendra Dubey Memorial Award', IIT Kanpur for his campaign for bringing transparency in Government
2006: Ramon Magsaysay Award for Emergent Leadership.
2006: CNN-IBN, 'Indian of the Year' in Public Service
2009: Distinguished Alumnus Award, IIT Kharagpur for Emergent Leadership.
2010: Policy Change Agent of the Year, Economic Times Corporate Excellence Award along with Aruna Roy.
He left his job in IRS to fight against CORRUPTION !!
Mr. RAHUL GANDHI :
1. Education- Failed to secure passing grades in National Economic Planning and Policy graduated by any how
2. Job: Got ancestral political power and running through it
3. Award: he is making awards not getting it
For him Terror attacks are common thing...
we should not be worried of that..let it happen (since they have z class security)
he will never talk about Govt. policies and planning since he
is not intelligent enough to grasp that (claimed to be most eligible to be PM !?)
Won't talk about black money and corruption.
will never talk in Parliament.
No political vision and goals for nation .
Trained well to fool poor villagers in white kurta & khadhi (doing the same in UP and other places.)
Makes me think is Delhi STILL a VILLAGE !? and all its PEOPLE STILL VILLAGERS !?
4.Achievements:
Grandson OF Nehru,
Grandson Of Indira Gandhi,
Son Of Rajiv Gandhi,
From Nehru-Gandhi Family.
Till now a BIG Z**O...!!
Claimed to be next PM of INDIA !!
Ms. SONIA GANDHI :
Ms. High Maintenance !!
and Belives : "Well-behaved women seldom make history" :):)
More would be TOO Less in her HONOUR !!
Mr. KAPIL SIBBAL :
The Baap of ALL SPERMS Among Above !! But Let's Respect him After all He's the Baap of ALL !!
PM- Mr. Manmohan Singh
Moto 1 : Sometimes I question my sanity - occasionally it replies !!
Moto 2 : Always use tasteful words..One day you may have to eat them !!
Hence remains SILENT and CALM as a DUCK above the water and paddle Like F**K beneath the Water..
Last but not the LEAST Our Dear Mr. Anna Hazare :
Moto 1 : Float like a Butterfly, Sting like a Bee !!
Moto 2 to the opposition of Lokpal : If you never change your mind, what point would it be to have one !?
Moto 3 : Unconditional persistence, day after day !! Look at what happens with a perseverance like that ..it lights up the whole NATION !! :) :)
The Power in an inheritance, a historical habit. An unbearable consequence of the proximity of easy funds for various alleged intellectual pursuits which will enable it to appropriate the status of intellectual centre. The MAN is a Scholarship, a think tank, The man who has dealt in discourse, debates and policies now and will FOREVER !!
We, SALUTE you Mr. ANNA HAZARE, The NATION Bows at your WONDERFUL COURAGE and BELIEF, you prove the very FACT - DREAMS Have NO AGE !!
We Love you to attract us to CHASE your SHADOW regardless of the Sun's presence !!
P.S : Life indeed is The TICKET to the GREATEST Show on EARTH !!
JAI LOKPAL !! JAI HIND !! JAI BHARAT !! JAI HINDUTVA !!
God is One..TWO..Cha Cha Cha !!
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4 comments:
The post is Amazing!!!!! Something different than usual :)
Awaiting more posts.
Thanks for the hammer in the humour! I am tired of sceptics and cynics of this movement who are unable to see beyond their noses and in their caricaturing and critique of Anna are forgetting that they end up supporting the status quo (which you have fantastically dismantled). Thanks.
thank you @ yesplus team :)
change is the only constant @oxford dreamer :) and hence the hammer in humour :) mundane lives and monotony aren't too pleasant at long :)
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