What was Mr. Dhoni thinking !? that he would again be blessed to be Lucky !?
Has Dhoni learned to drink the Soup he is in or Swim out of it for the rest of his stay with the Indian cricket Team !? I think this time there were a few Ingredients Missing in this SOUP for him !! High time the Board take some Decisions before its too late to Rescue from the Collisions !!
" I think Instead of playing for the crowd, we should concentrate on playing according to the situation " seemed like a new one liner Fumed by Mr. Dhoni which he recently learned and tried to fit in, in his speech..Ashish Nehra our left handed fast bowler is just not less than our Treasure Hunts which were discovered by Indian Cricket Team way back in 1999 when he made his test debut against Sri Lanka at Colombo. Its nothing more than Mr. Dhoni's sheepish mind game yet again when he has succeeded in putting the eyes on Ashish Nehra by just not letting Harbhajan Singh bowl for the Last over !! Doesn't Mr. Dhoni know that South Africans are more than a bit uncomfortable with playing Indian spinners especially on the Indian Grounds !? and at the same time hit the Pacers on their Rock Bottom !?
Change in the Batting order then change in the bowling decision too !? Isn't Mr. Dhoni over spending !? Irfan Pathan, Pragyan Ojha, RP Singh and Ashwin why was Ashwin not counted in for this SLOW, TURNING, UNEVEN Bounce Pitch !? Decision to have not accommodated one more Spinner is a clear defy and there is absolutely No Explanation that the Captain can justify it with rather than to accept and shed his Captaincy happily !!
He Loves to come and bat and does what !? whenever the Team looks up to him for a Solid knock he rather relies on the fellow players to save his ass and enjoys his Strike ! why because Mr. Dhoni loves to maintain his "Not Out" status loves to save his wicket and then talks about playing for the Team and not Self, playing as per the Situation and not for the Crowd, he said people in India love the Sixes and Fours well tell me this why is he not in favor for the sixes and the fours when this Game demands it !? he should rather quit and go join Table Tennis if he is so against the "SHOTS" but mind it Captain even there you need a "SMASH" to kill the opponent !!
Every Game comes with its set Expectations so why deny and term them as "Fallacy" !? Why !?
Captain its easy to play Bull Shit than playing the Game !! Whats tough for you is players like Sir Sachin Tendulkar who are old enough to ride the BULL though at the same time players like Ashish Nehra are too young to ride the Bull hence they fall victim to your stinking SHIT.
All you need is all of us Indians to retreat you with a Middle Finger Salute so as to save our Nation from the Global Embarrassment that you are Leading us with..
All the publicity in the name of Pepsi ads on television where you have talked about "World Cup toh ab India jeetega" are only for Monies you getting out of them it Implies..because what you say is absolutely not what you Deliver..
Grow out of "Luck being favoring you thoughts" and get Real and play as its required out of you - God Damn you are the Captain for God Sake and Its World cup and not any ODI where you can get away with your Mind Games and act Scape Goat every time by directing the eyes of the entire nation on a "new" player all the time !! Quit playing this "I've Picked on you" so you are Gone Game of your's psycho..
Question is 9 wickets, 29 runs in 10 overs and the Answer is "Roger" headed one and only our Retarded Captain Mr. M S Dhoni of the Indian Cricket Team !!
India Should Win World cup and then M S Dhoni should retreat a Good Bye from the Indian cricket team !!
P.S :- "MS Dhoni" naah correction "MS. Dhoni" a Dot makes it PERFECT :-)
6 comments:
Nice post... Politics is practically inevitable in any professional group... they only thing that can be done is to survive it well.
@ Aditya : Agreed, Politics is part and parcel of any professional team though the one who plays need to know he can be picked on to be played too !! Time changes and things come back to you..hence the power to reason all that you do is a Must and the Mind should be in supremacy than Selfishness !!
Dhoni lives upto expectation . HE necer scores and India always win
@ Deepak : ha ha :-) Like MS Dhoni ji says Expect the Un-expected I just wish him to Deliver it SOME DAY..he is Obvious when he comes to Bat..
Bwaaha haaaha! I loved the Dhoni's post. It mirrors my opinion of the jackass. I think he (or should i use she for Ms. Dhoni? :D) should be kicked out of the team, irrespective of India wins or looses. What a jackass. I mean, he is taunting Sachin, indirectly in public? WTF! Dhoni ki saath generation bhi cricket khelti rahengi, even then they won't be able to touch what SRT had accomplished ten years ago! Jerkwad!
The article is brilliant, its totally awesome!!! (Happy :P)
@ Ridge aka Rajat : ha ha I Love your comments so Totally..I agree there is No Match to Match Sir Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar :-)
SALUTES ~~
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