Mohali BlockBuster ;-)

All in all it was a fittingly filmy start to the show called Mohali Block Buster !!

Thuderstorm just before the Big Day where Blue and Green faintly Smiled at the Sky forming the VIBGYOR !!

Was it the Rain Gods announcing that the FATE is Declared already !?

VIBGYOR - where even Nature has placed BLUE before GREEN then what may a mere Cricket Match do to bring a change in there !?

What a Play - What a Semi Final :-) A Heart Felt HAIL to the God of GOD's Sachin !!

Spectacular Performance ha ha :P Whata Win by Windia :-) ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Indian Prime Minister Mr. Manmohan Singh Invited Mr. Gilani - Prime Minister of Pakistan and Mr. Zardari - President of Pakistan to watch the Match at Mohali, isnt that an Anti Terrorism Insurance Cover In itself !?

As the name denotes Windia won the Toss, and then decided to BAT..

Verendra Sehwag and God - Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar on the crease as Opening Batsmen !! Whata a Sight to WITNESS LIVE !!

Veeru with Awesome FOURS while Afridi bowling and then Pavillion..

and India scored a 100 :-)

Gautam Gambhir goes down as a RUN OUT..

Virat Kohli - Pressurized and just Gone !!

Shoaib Akhtar sitting in the dressing room when the Camera focussed was saying to the fellow sportsman, Sachin wont get Out NOW ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha whata Sight :P

But the real Heart Breaker was Yuvraj Singh's STUMPED UPROOTED :( that too on Yuvi's home Ground !?!!

Next Turning Point The God - Sachin takes the Strike and hits 85 then OUT..Must say Master played very Lucky rather Blessed 5 Lives on the crease well obviously GOD was playing he is Blessed all the Time against the deadliest opposition !! Sigh !! These 85 RUNS were Crucial and very Important !!

MS Dhoni - Our Captain, after so long was in good form today, came to BAT and played, Afridi got Lucky to get his Wicket in hands..

Harbhajan Singh - played FOURS he he :P whata Amazing Show :P and poor fellow contributed his best and moved to Pavillion..

Zaheer Khan - came , and then Gone after some runs :-(

Ashish Nehra - Well came and then again GONE !!

SURESH RAINA - The Kashmiri Pandit Killed it ha ha Your CONTRIBUTION was finger biting for Pakis during Death Overs !!

and India settled for a Descent 261 to Chase for Pakistan !!

The Match was real Awesome from the start of the 2nd innings..

Zaheer Khan Bowled Akmal ha ha whata great Wicket !!

Munaaf Patel added a Maiden over in his name..

Munaaf Patel said Khuda Hafeez to Hafeez :P ha ha

Yuvraj Singh - got an oppurtunity to take the Revenge :p Shafiq Gone STUMPED UPROOTED !!

Yuvi again - ha ha

Munaaf again he he

and the Turning Point of the Match just before the Power play when Pakistan needed Afridi the Most here comes our Harbhajan Singh spinned Afridi tempting him to hit a six and our dear Verender Sehwag CAUGHT the Wicket kitting the Best Wicket of the Match in his name !!

next was Wahab - the Man who took our Five Crucial Wickets including Tendulkar's was CAUGHT by Tendulkar and bowled by Ashish Nehra !!

Umar gul now GONE !!

SCORE by Far Pakistan needs 30 RUNS on 6 BALLS

and Zaheer makes sure two balls back to back are a No RUN as Misbah wanted to maintain his STRIKE ha ha :P

so now REVISED SCORE TURNED : Pakistan needs 30 RUNS of 4 BALLS ha ha :P

and they managed 1 Run..

and still Misbah was Caught in the END on the 49.5 Balls ha ha :P

here is the Victorious Indian Writting Windia Won by 29 RUNS all OUT ha ha :P

Today's Win extends India's record against Pakistan at the World Cup to 5-0. Some day the law of averages will catch up, but not with History beckoning so alluringly.

Sachin produced one of the patchiest innings of his stunning career, and the value became more and more apparent as the Pakistani innings steadily went into a Terminal Decline.

Umar Gul, Pakistan's superhead, was taken to the cleaners, going Wicketless and conceding 69 runs in 8 overs, where in young left arm pacer Wahab Riaz rose to the occasion, taking 5 wickets for 46 the Best ever by a Pakistani against India at the World Cup.

260 being a defendable score meant non of the bowlers to enjoy an off day, and bang on, no one did, Zaheer, Munaaf, Nehra, Harbhajan and Yuvraj grabbed two wickets each, the Blue Tigers never eased the pressure, even when Pakistan was cruising.

Windia has Made it to the Finals and will Bring the Cup Home :-)

P.S - Ram over Ravan - we do have Recorded version of RAMAYAN but since you wanted LIVE !!

So here we Come :-) You called for It !!

Mumbai is Sachins's home Dont Forget and

If World Cup is God Ram :-)

Sachin is HANUMAN :P ha ha ha ha ha

Its when the Thunder roared, my Spirit Soared !!

Remember when you failed an examination !? How many people recall that, your class, friends, relatives !? You failed to make it to the IITs or IIMs..Who remembers !? How many times have you had the feeling of being the best in your class, school , university, state !? you failed to get a visa stamped this quarter, you missed a promotion this year, how did it feel when your dad told you in your early twenties that you are good for nothing..and now your boss tell you the same..

You keep introspecting and go into a shell when people most of whom don’t matter a dime in your life criticize you, back bite you, make fun of you ! You are left sad and shattered and you cry when your own kin scoffs at you. You say I am feeling low today. It takes a lot from us to come out of these everyday situations and move on. A lot !? Isn't it !?

Now here’s a man standing on the third man boundary in the last over of a world cup match. The bowler just has to bowl sensibly to win this game. What the man at the boundary sees is 4 rank bad bowls bowled without any sense of focus, planning or regret. India loses, yet again in those circumstances when he has done just about everything right.

He does not cry. Does not show any emotion. Just keeps his head down and leaves the field. He has seen these failures for 22 years now. And not just his class, relatives, friends but the whole world has seen these failures. We are too immature to even imagine what goes on in that mind and heart of his. That’s why I would never want to be Sachin. (South Africa Match)

True, he has single handedly lifted to moods of this entire nation umpteen number of times. He has been an inspiration to rise above our mediocrity. Nobody who has ever lifted the willow even comes close to this man’s Genius. His dedication and Metal Strength is "unparallel". There are people who are mediocre in their own lives. Who just scoff at others to create cheap fun. Who have lived in a small hole throughout their lives and thought they have seen the oceans.

Think about the man himself. He is 37 years of age. He has been playing for almost 22 years non stop, started his career at an age of 15 !! woahhh ! The way he was running and diving around the field that night would have put 22 year olds to shame. The way he played the best opening quickies in the world was breathtaking. He just keeps getting better which is by the way "Humanly Impossible" !! Its not for nothing that I, among 1.2 Billion Indian Population and Billions across This Big Wide World call him GOD !!

But still I don’t want to be in those shoes. We struggle in keeping our monotonous lives straight, lives which affect a limited number of people. Imagine what would be the magnitude of the inner struggle for him, pain both mental and physical, tears that have frozen with time, knees and ankles and every other joint in the body that is either bandaged or needs to be attended to every night, eyes that don’t sleep before a big game, bats that have scored 99 international tons and still see expectations from a billion people.

And he just converts those expectations into reality. We watch in awe, feel privileged !!

Well I think its time that "HIS" team realizes that enough is enough. They have an obligation, not towards their country alone but towards SACHIN !! They need to win this one for him. Stay assured that he himself will still deliver and leave no stone unturned to make sure India wins this cup.

This is not just a game, and he is not just a sportsman. Its much more than this. Words fail here..

Its raining Cats and Dogs in Mohali, guess even the Rain God wants to pour the Blessings !!

Besta Luck for Mohali !!

Windia - World Cup Awaits you after Mohali Victory - Score Good !!

Windia v/s Lostralia :-) 24th March 2011

Australia : International World Cup Champions for the Last three World Cups !!

Sigh !!

Australian Team Captain : Ricky Ponting - Declared that he would not let Sir Sachin Tendulkar make his century for this Match :-) Mr. Ponting successfully made his 104 and got out..

Has Cricket clearly become merely a situation where just two players in the contest are playing than the Entire two Teams !?

Punter v/s Little Master !?!!

Strong declaration by the Australian Cricket Team Captain that would not let Sir Sachin Tendulkar make his 100th 100 a day in advance so as to build the pressure on our Divine Master Blaster !?!!

Well doesn't Mr. Ponting know that when Sir Sachin Tendulkar is batting he doesn't play to Win :-) He is a Born Winner already and has Excellence Inate !!

100th 100 for a record of 10,000 runs wasn't met but Mr. Ponting beat this WORLD RECORD of 18,000 RUNS in One Day International Cricket and Leave the Test Cricket runs aside haaa !!

The Name is Sir Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar, players feel blessed if they even touch a total of a close to 4000-5000 odd runs !

Sachin isn't different he is in the League of his OWN !!

Has Mr. Ponting forgotten the words of Former Autralian Cricket Captain Mark Taylor !? " We didn't loose to a Team called India, we Lost to a Man called Sachin"

Not only this The President of the United States of America Mr. Barack Obama said " I don't know about cricket but still I watch Cricket to see Sachin play..Not because I Love his play but because I want to know the reason why my country's production goes down by 5 % when he is batting "

Andy Flower Former Captain from Zimbabwe Cricket Team : " There are two kinds of Batsmen in the world

1) Sachin Tendulkar

2) All others "

more Golden words by Sir Donald George Bradman who, beyond any argument, was one of the greatest batsman who ever lived and the greatest cricketer of the 20th Century and yet again from Autralia said " I see myself when I see Sachin Batting " its a bow in itself !

Last but not the Least I say " Do your Crime while Sachin's Batting because even God is busy watching his Batting :-) "

If you want to know what pain feels like after losing one of the most crucial matches of your Life - Don't ask Ricky Ponting, ask Brett Lee. Because in 2009, much before the smacking he got at the quarters in Motera, Brett got hit for a six on the Last ball by none other than Harman Baweja in the movie "Victory" - where ironically Harman was the one with a bandage on his head as he single handedly crushed the Aussies by making 42 runs in 2 overs. At this point you must be wondering, Who the hell is Harman Baweja and what in the bloody world is Victory !?

If you don't - I applaud you - and if you do - I hope you appreciate how long it took me to draw this parallel for Amusement. But Holy hell what a Quarter final !!

Good play Kangroos :p We Love animals, dont you know Ms. Meneka Gandhi has imbibed this quality in all of us - Indians :-) awwwwww we Love you Kangroos :p so stay where you are in the Field eating GRASS and stay TRIPPED..The Cup is for Us :-) you tried drinking the Coffee in the Cup for the Past three World Cups..now chuck it..Sometimes its good to let go :-)

263 for 5 wickets with Sir Sachin Tendulkar making a World Record of 18,000 runs in One Day International Cricket, and making his Outstanding 94th ODI fifty, 21 years of dedication and commitment what a Great World Record Master Blaster we all bow before you :-) SALUTES !!

Blead Lee, Oh I mean Bret Lee India Declared this World cup Every One will Bleed Blue..Yuvraj, Suresh Raina, Zaheer Whata play !!

Jab raat hai aiesi matwaali..toh Mohali mein subhay ka aalam kya hoga !? ha ha

P.S :- If Wicket is God Ram, then Sachin is Hanuman :-)

Haaristan..oops Pakistan Here we come :-) Yo !!

Dhoni - Changed the GAME !!

Pepsi should soon change the name with Dhoni as their Change the Game slogan for ICC World Cup PROVED to have home the heart of our Indian cricket Team Captain Mr. M S Dhoni !!

What was Mr. Dhoni thinking !? that he would again be blessed to be Lucky !?

Has Dhoni learned to drink the Soup he is in or Swim out of it for the rest of his stay with the Indian cricket Team !? I think this time there were a few Ingredients Missing in this SOUP for him !! High time the Board take some Decisions before its too late to Rescue from the Collisions !!

" I think Instead of playing for the crowd, we should concentrate on playing according to the situation " seemed like a new one liner Fumed by Mr. Dhoni which he recently learned and tried to fit in, in his speech..Ashish Nehra our left handed fast bowler is just not less than our Treasure Hunts which were discovered by Indian Cricket Team way back in 1999 when he made his test debut against Sri Lanka at Colombo. Its nothing more than Mr. Dhoni's sheepish mind game yet again when he has succeeded in putting the eyes on Ashish Nehra by just not letting Harbhajan Singh bowl for the Last over !! Doesn't Mr. Dhoni know that South Africans are more than a bit uncomfortable with playing Indian spinners especially on the Indian Grounds !? and at the same time hit the Pacers on their Rock Bottom !?

Change in the Batting order then change in the bowling decision too !? Isn't Mr. Dhoni over spending !? Irfan Pathan, Pragyan Ojha, RP Singh and Ashwin why was Ashwin not counted in for this SLOW, TURNING, UNEVEN Bounce Pitch !? Decision to have not accommodated one more Spinner is a clear defy and there is absolutely No Explanation that the Captain can justify it with rather than to accept and shed his Captaincy happily !!

He Loves to come and bat and does what !? whenever the Team looks up to him for a Solid knock he rather relies on the fellow players to save his ass and enjoys his Strike ! why because Mr. Dhoni loves to maintain his "Not Out" status loves to save his wicket and then talks about playing for the Team and not Self, playing as per the Situation and not for the Crowd, he said people in India love the Sixes and Fours well tell me this why is he not in favor for the sixes and the fours when this Game demands it !? he should rather quit and go join Table Tennis if he is so against the "SHOTS" but mind it Captain even there you need a "SMASH" to kill the opponent !!

Every Game comes with its set Expectations so why deny and term them as "Fallacy" !? Why !?

Captain its easy to play Bull Shit than playing the Game !! Whats tough for you is players like Sir Sachin Tendulkar who are old enough to ride the BULL though at the same time players like Ashish Nehra are too young to ride the Bull hence they fall victim to your stinking SHIT.

All you need is all of us Indians to retreat you with a Middle Finger Salute so as to save our Nation from the Global Embarrassment that you are Leading us with..

All the publicity in the name of Pepsi ads on television where you have talked about "World Cup toh ab India jeetega" are only for Monies you getting out of them it Implies..because what you say is absolutely not what you Deliver..

Grow out of "Luck being favoring you thoughts" and get Real and play as its required out of you - God Damn you are the Captain for God Sake and Its World cup and not any ODI where you can get away with your Mind Games and act Scape Goat every time by directing the eyes of the entire nation on a "new" player all the time !! Quit playing this "I've Picked on you" so you are Gone Game of your's psycho..

Question is 9 wickets, 29 runs in 10 overs and the Answer is "Roger" headed one and only our Retarded Captain Mr. M S Dhoni of the Indian Cricket Team !!

India Should Win World cup and then M S Dhoni should retreat a Good Bye from the Indian cricket team !!

P.S :- "MS Dhoni" naah correction "MS. Dhoni" a Dot makes it PERFECT :-)

Being Selfish is not vice..

One of the things that comes easily to every human being is being selfish. It is uncanny that the word bears negative connotations.

I remember a Dialogue from How I Met your Mother ( a sit com on TV) where Lilly ( a protagonist on the show ) asks Marshal " What is the nice word for Selfish !? "

and he says " Independent".

My rendezvous with the Feeling has been since long. Recently it was on account of an experience that made me feel evil. Some-one known to me cut his wrist and blead heavy, something similar my Sir did by hanging himself from the ceiling about 2.5 years ago on account of attempting a Suicide. And he was rushed to the hospital and recovered. I was very happy with his recovery and finding him absolutely ok was a relief, but I couldn't stop myself from thinking- why didn't my Sir had that Luck !? why did he survive and my Sir didn't !? And to be very Honest I was more upset for my Sir than I was happy for my known's recovery. Shear evil by the books right !? But I guess I have made peace with it that I am " Independent".

I guess people relate to things more easily once they make it about themselves. I have to admit that in my case it's a wee bit much. But don't we honestly live in a world where

Hypocrisy = Opinionated, Ego = Self Respect, Stupid = Daring, Agnostic = Secular, Idiot = Adventurous and yup Selfish = Independent !?!!

As we grow up we get beyond text book definitions and accommodate more meanings to every word. Our dictionary stems out of convenience. I guess convenience drives principles as well now.

I am not defending my Impulsive reaction. I know somewhere I have not come in terms with My Sir's death and mostly I was always Selfish. But the "good part" is some of my biggest acts of kindness and friendliness are an outcome of this so called vice. I am nice to people because at the end of the day it makes me happy.

I think of all the power that the human mind has the power to reason is the strongest. It helps us to look at our vices and give them a practical twist. We reason to be accepted not just in others eyes but our own. I guess it helps me conclude that being Selfish is really ok, as long as I can reason it.